there was this one guy that kept asking me out.
every time I would politely decline.
He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”
He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him
The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”
he looked really happy.
I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Just before the events of The Mortal Instruments, curiosity is sparked on both sides…
This is gorgeous!
MAGNUS ANIMATED!!
*The Bane Chronicles written by @cassieclare @sarahreesbrenna @maureenjohnson *
I am.. really sorry for the sketchyness. I haven’t tackled an animation in a LONG time. Errr sorry. But I tried! I flexed my artistic muscles a bit?
Celebrating the Bane Chronicles with a bit of motion!
Some time ago the lovely Cassandra Jean did a series of postcards leading up to the release of Clockwork Princess. This was one of them. Whose hand Tessa was holding was deliberately not shown, but under the cut is the finished card … and a little extra artwork too, just for fun. Warnings for shipping and spoiling.
Thank you for making our lives magical and meaningful.
Wow, I am really touched to be in this list. *reaches down, whaps John on the head*
sebastianwillburndowntheworld:
OH MY GOD CASSANDRA CLARE WHY DO YOU PROVOKE THOUGHTS FROM ME THAT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO THINK ABOUT!?!?!
If someone I love dies, someone’s getting hurt.
IF YOU KILL SIMON…
THERE WILL BE SERIOUS TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALK IN.
THEN THERE WILL BE TOTALL SHAME ON YOU.
yooouuuuu ¬¬
this is not okay
Beautiful Alec art!
Mortal Instruments
Alec Lightwood
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers lets us look deep into his eyes in his character poster for The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, provided exclusively to JustJared.com. … Read More Here …
New Simon Lewis still
Released expressly for Maureen…
Simon with big puppy-dog eyes, clearly wanting something from someone.
“Take a long, lusty look at this new character poster featuring Magnus, which boasts the tagline: “An instrument of chaos.” The August 23 release marks actor Godfrey Gao’s American film debut, and he admitted to a few nerves during production when we visited him last year on the set. “There’s actually a really big pressure because I know there are a lot of fans out there, and everyone loves Magnus Bane, and I love Magnus Bane,” he said. “So I just wanted to play a sort of cool-looking Magnus Bane, but I also wanted to bring out the flamboyant side. The party side of Magnus Bane, so hopefully everybody can enjoy what I bring to you on screen.” If internet chatter means anything, Godfrey, you have nothing to worry about.” Hollywood CrushMagnus character poster from Hollywood Crush
